have a guacamole dorito w/ some water ;3c

roses-fountain:

Just act casual

square mom

guru–guru:

youngharlemnigga:

Bro. I ain’t even know elephants had titties

ilikedthewayhegaveback:

unicorn-a-licious:

grungespuud:

YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
THIS. FUCKING. THING.
ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
FUCK.

what a shrektacular piece of jewelry 

all that glitters is gold

literallyaflame:

walrusofdoom:

I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing.

fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I am too busy drawing cartoons and crying

monica-geller:

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

agendergalaxy:

“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

kinovity:

my old SU fanart was kind of lame and im here to redeem myself 

discount-supervillain:

muscle power foryou.